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Whether you’re looking for the perfect cocktail or the perfect bikini wax it always helps to have a local’s perspective when travelling to a new destination. It is one of the questions that I get asked most often, what to do and where to wine and dine in Noosa. So, if you’re one of the […]
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I peeled my face off the eye make up stained pillow, Miss R was spooning me and Prince, bless his soul, was still playing faintly on the CD player. The hotel room was littered with empty champagne bottles and enormous bras and knickers were strewn everywhere. I saw the little orange cigar box and almost […]
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It’s 2015 and the most coveted Christmas gift is the hoverboard, men still favour the Brazilian over the bush and I have absolutely no idea what my life purpose is aside from this year’s main achievements which include: writing a vibrator manual and having my face on the back of a kegel exerciser box. My […]
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I once read an article about top executives who live in Europe and fly to London everyday for work. They catch the 7am flight which gets them to Gatwick airport at 8 and to their office in London by 9. That to me is the definition of a jet setter. While I fly no where […]
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This year I decided to celebrate my twenty-something birthday in Noosa.  You might remember last year’s big champagne drenched soiree at the Shangri-la in Sydney. I don’t – I passed out around 10 pm and woke up with a helium balloon tied around my ear and nipples poking out of the mesh in my little black […]
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Everyone has that friend. She’s remarkable in her own weirdness, lives to expose the obvious in all uncomfortable situations. Like that time she told your mum you got a Brazilian wax, why would you do that? no one likes a hairy…she’s the friend who makes you laugh the most and tells it like it is, […]
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Last weekend Ms P and I decided to get up early and hit the Bondi to Bronte track, we invited Ms B and Ms L but due to booze orientated commitments the night before neither of them could attend. It’s funny how much I treasure my free time now that I have a full-time job. However, when I’m on […]
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Ok, I admit it I’ve been spending a lot of time by the sea lately. Although I reside in Sydney I’ve had three trips to Noosa in the last four months. I didn’t think it was an issue until yesterday when I was at the Noosa farmers market and ran into a boy I went […]
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I admit the last time I read anything of great political, spiritual or philosophical importance I was 17 and thought I would impress my sociology tutor if I memorised an entire chapter on Goffman’s theory. These days I am guilty of reading only material that is worthy of creating a magnificent flat lay image on […]
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