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For my housemate, Miss A’s last night in Sydney we thought we do it up right. A little steak and a little red wine at one of the ritziest restaurants in town, The Bridge Room. To fund this fancy evening Miss A had gotten her hot hands on a couple of generously valued Good Food […]
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THE BANTER: Miss T and I met at college and bonded over our love of cheap vodka and slut dropping. While our friendship was mostly a classless affair full of late night debaunchery, it sure was bloody exciting. At different intervals we both moved to Sydney and late nights grinding against the DJ booth slowly […]
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The first time I discovered Five Ways I was a lost intern who’d been sent out of the office on Oxford Street to find lunch for a client meeting. I took a left, stumbled down a hill and ended up in the heart of Paddington with a massive grin on my face. Now this hidden […]
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Jonah’s is undoubtedly one of my favourite places in the world. Every time I walk through the doors of this Palm Beach paradise I feel like I magically transform from a pauper into princess. I have written about Jonah’s world class views of Whale Beach many times before on HOB but today it’s all about […]
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Passing Kings Cross station I see a prostitute arguing with a bouncer, the cab diverts down Victoria Street before coming to a sudden halt. “It’s around here somewhere.” the driver says demanding $12 and thrusting me out into what looks like slightly gloomy residential area. I spot a couple of lanterns glowing in the dark […]
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It’s early Sunday morning and I’m standing outside Kepos Street Kitchen trying to juggle my hot latte, my house keys and my iPhone. My keys slip out of my grip and fall onto the side walk, I manage to scoop them up but accidentally press the master button on my phone which activates Siri aka […]
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Last weekend Ms P and I decided to get up early and hit the Bondi to Bronte track, we invited Ms B and Ms L but due to booze orientated commitments the night before neither of them could attend. It’s funny how much I treasure my free time now that I have a full-time job. However, when I’m on […]
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I like to think of this blog as the conversation you should be having with your closest girlfriends at Saturday morning brunch. “Why won’t that bloody idiot text me?” “I queefed during sex last night and nearly died” “I deserve a promotion but because I’m the youngest in the company no one will even consider […]
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I’m sitting on my balcony. It is my first and only day off for a while and I am determined to write this restaurant review. I’ve recently been offered a job as a food blogger for an online magazine. I’m onto my second coffee in hope that the highly caffeinated drink will evoke a flood […]
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