Tuesday Night Dirthouse Shenanigans

What else is there to do on a Tuesday night but watch Usher’s new music video ‘Good Kisser’ and count how many times he can make four girls scream.
You ready Queens?
0:42 – 0:47 Usher plays the drums topless – 4 x screams
1:20 Usher grabs his penis – 3 x screams + the contents of 1 x Paleo burrito falls down the front of Ms P shirt
1:26 Usher makes a cunnilingus hand gesture and looks directly into the camera – 126 screams
By the end of the film clip all four of us are standing on the couch doing the move you see at 2:24
Wow! Thats the most action I’ve had in a long time. 
Now tell us how you go…

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!


Reply June 27, 2014

Love your blog! Just read the last few posts and caught myself chuckling on numerous occasions. Very smart and real writing xx


    Paige Bourke
    Reply June 29, 2014

    Hi Estelle, thank you so much for your comment! Its wonderful to hear that you get a laugh or two out of reading HOB. I'm looking forward to checking out your blog. Thanks again :) Paige x

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