Welcome to the Next Chapter of HOB!

Hello you gorgeous thing,

THANK YOU for stopping by to take a peek at Heaven on Bourke’s sexy new look, as you could imagine it’s a pretty BIG deal for me.

Bigger than the first time I stepped off the plane from Noosa to the city with nothing but a pair of Havaianas, a skimpy sundress and a towel to cover myself as I slept in my first shitty cement box apartment.

Bigger than the time I accidentally got into a verbal fight with Cam off Modern Family, in a popular Sydney bar during the early hours of the morning.

And even bigger than the first time I realised I wanted to write about the crazy highs and uncensored struggles of being a young woman living and dating in the city.

This new website symbolises a new chapter in my twenty something life. I haven’t a god damn clue what that means for us yet but I know it’s going to be good!


I’d like to say thank you to men who have let me photograph them, with and without their shirts on. While we may no longer speak, please know that I although I’ll never completely forgive you for not always texting me back, I’ll always think fondly of your well maintained chest hair.

And of course to you, the beautiful readers of this highly unconventional, grammatically imperfect (I’m working on it), overtly sexual lifestyle blog.

I love you more than slutty brownies and Carrie Bradshaw combined.

Paige x

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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