Birthday Weekend Part Two – Girls

Chin chin I’d just like to say a couple of words before we all get unbelievably shit faced and wake up with our dresses up around our ears. Three years ago I moved to Sydney from Noosa and had absolutely no friends. I spent my first birthday in the city at an over priced pancake joint in Circular Quay and although I was accompanied by one amazing girl it was hardly a soiree to remember. The following year I met the Queens and they threw me an intimate dinner party in Potts Point. This year I was asked what I was going to do for my coming of age party, I said party? No way, to have a party one must first have friends.
As I look around the room at a dozen beautiful new faces I can’t help but wonder, fuck how did I get all of you wonderful people to want to hang out with me?
ย It could be because I get a killer discount on Rabbit vibrators or because I entertain you with sob stories about my 15 minute romances with D grade Australian celebs.
Whatever it is it must be good because you not only pressed yes on my Facebook event but you actually all showed up tonight to celebrate this day.
So enjoy the buckets of champaign, the free room service and all the other perks of this incredible Shangri-la hotel suite
All i ask is that you share the next 20 something years with me.
To you, my girls and my Queens xxx













Miss P
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Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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