Not Quite A Cinderella Story
Dirthouse is the stoner motel and then on the other hand there’s Mr C grade
celebrity taking another C grade celebrity to the ball when he should be taking
you…see we’re undermining ourselves.” Queen L announces in a heroic manner.
commoner to the ball anyway?” I reply sheepishly.
Lady B goes to stand up…
shower.” Both Queen L and I pull her back down onto the sofa.
now and then we have all night…”
a hopeless bunch of 20-somethings, let her have her shower she isn’t going
anywhere…for fuck sake the bitch lives down the hallway.” I feel like the
mature one for making the final comment but deep down I don’t want Lady B to
leave even just for a shower.
pathetic bunch of attention seekers. The internet is down again so instead of downloading Sex and the City we’re forced to watch Glee on TV.