I was going to call this new segment Dick Diaries or Penis Ponderings but considering 9/10 p*rn searches now redirect to HOB thanks to Google keywords I decided to stick with something a little more high brow.
Introducing Man Musings: An Honest Girl’s Opinion
To kick things off let’s reflect on the festive season, the men that have contacted you during this time and the role they want to play in your future.
Pour yourself a glass of pinot noir or if you prefer something brown like my friend Don Draper here …and let us begin.


I think there’s something to be said about the man who contacts you on Christmas, New Years Eve or the the very beginning of the new year.

Think about it…Christmas is about family, NYE is about finality and the beginning of January typically represents new beginnings.
Would you contact your ex on any of these occasions? Ok let me rephrase that. Would you contact your ex on any of these occasions if alcohol wasn’t a factor?
My answer would be no and I’m a woman who loves to divulge the past. Why wouldn’t I? Because the new me doesn’t have time to play games with old flames. 
But it must mean something if a man goes out of his way to reconnect with you during this rather personal period.It doesn’t have to be on your doorstep with cards and a portable music player but a simple text message on NYE can mean more than you think.

He totally fucking loves her right!?
Ok. It might not be wedding bells just yet but I find it hard to believe that a man who chooses to reconnect on New Years Day just wants to say “hey”.
And Jane isn’t the only one…

Mr R and I hadn’t spoken in months and this text message had totally taken me by surprise. For a man who didn’t often communicate his feelings or reach out to me first, this gesture really was a Christmas miracle.Now lady it’s time for you to give it a go.

Who are the men that have contacted you in the last 2 weeks? (the time frame which covers the last 3 big events)
Write them down if you’re really popular.

Who do you have left? for your sake I’m praying that it starts with ‘Charlie’ and ends with ‘Hunnam’.


Reflection – Does this mean he’s into me?
Whether we like it or not, when a man contacts us first it’s hard not to ask ourselves the age old question “Is he into me?” or in my case “Is he still into me?”.After the in depth analysis above I think it’s safe to say that if a man has contacted you during the slicing of the Xmas ham, as the ball dropped or at the beginning of a new year where last years lovers are often put to rest along with the mistletoe that he’s pretty bloody into you.

And so the questions remains, although he may be keen as a bean to see you in 2015, do you want to give him a role in the next chapter of your life?

On NYE I pondered whether or not I should reply. Another year with a jet setting, hot, intelligent Mr R in my life?

Surely Mr P.S wouldn’t mind…

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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