Forget That Idiot! Comfort Food 101
Dice up your sausage into thick chunks
Chuck into a hot pan – you only need the tiniest dash of oil to lubricate your pan before you begin to cook the meat.
Cook pasta remembering to add a dash of salt to the boiling water.
Once pasta is cooked remove the water and add the pesto
And your cooked chorizo
Roughly chop spinach, channeling all of your anger and frustration into the knife. Damn that idiot. Make sure not to chop your finger off…you will need them later for when you’re flipping the bird at his Facebook picture. Too much?
Stir in the spinach and cheese
Serve to the people who love you…the non idiots most commonly known as your girlfriends.
Use the healthiest food you can find as a non edible centrepiece.
Cheers to life and good friends.
Sit back and marvel at your spectacular coma inducing creation. Enjoy every bite of it and don’t you dare feel sad/angry/guilty because you are amazing and you need to learn to not be so hard on your beautiful self. Life is simply too short.
If you can’t forget that idiot just yet, don’t worry. In time it will get better and easier. For now make sure you pay extra attention to the finer things in life. These things include chorizo, drinking water out of wine glasses and knowing that there is the right kind of idiot out there for you.