Life Is Like A…

I’m going to use that metaphor, I am, here
it is I’m doing it I’m doing it…
For a girl in her 20s life is like a
There’s the magnificent highs –
  •       Dating that incredible guy
  •      Getting into exclusive parties
  •     Scoring that awesome job
  •    Doing whatever the hell you
    want, when you want…kind of.

Then come the unavoidable lows –
  •       Finding out that incredible guy
    is a snap chatting cheating bastard
  •       Getting kicked out of exclusive
    parties and giving yourself a bit of a bad rep because you        don’t know how to
    drink Patron responsibly 
  •    Realising your first awesome
    job is as glamourous as changing bin liners and screening   phone calls

And then there is the grey area in between
which many people fail to realise adds to the motion sickness (note: you are
highly likely to ask yourself these questions at least once in your 20s).
  •        I hooked up with a girl last
    night – maybe incredible guys aren’t even for me?
  •         How the fuck does one even get
    into exclusive parties?
  •         Where is this job taking me
    apart from the post office to buy stamps?

Life as a 20-something is the crème de la crème of
rollercoasters but the beauty of that is for every drop in the path, there is
usually a rise to the top on the other side.
While I’m doing my best to relate to the
rest of my peers may I also draw your attention to the 5 thoughts that go
through a 20 something year old girls head on a daily, if not hourly basis:
  1.       Am I going to make it?
  2.       Why won’t he text me?
  3.       How come skinny bitches get so
    many followers on Instagram?
  4.       Why can’t I stop eating bad
  5.       I’m hungry.

I’m thinking 4, 5 & 1 right now – Am I going to make it…to the fridge in time?
So in celebration of the all the 20-somethings out there here are some pictures from the week of which I have failed to blog due to malfunctions with my rollercoaster…I feel like that bitch has carked it at the bottom and I need a hot maintenance man to get my ride back up and running.

Speaking of hot men and fast rides…

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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