If you’re just joining us at HOB…
few sections the main two being “somewhere between the city” “and the sea”
life also consists of two major pieces: my fast paced life in Surry Hills,
Sydney (somewhere between the city) and my home town of Noosa (and the sea).
traveling in between what I consider to be two of the most incredible places in
girl who loves to hang out at the local farmers market or go surfing with dad. Unfortunately
there wasn’t much to write about when I lived in Noosa apart from long lazy
afternoons at the beach and the occasional high school peer getting knocked up
by some sandy haired grom.
extensive collection of bikinis and pretty dresses and headed to the big city
in search of a better story to tell. My dream came true when I found myself a
room to rent on my beloved Bourke Street, hence the name Heaven On Bourke 😉
little stories you read here take place in or around The Dirthouse with a few
amazing women I like to refer to as The Dirthouse Queens.
quickly got very sick of me always hanging around. So I branched out, wiggling
my way into many different social circles with my disgustingly dry sense of
humor and blatant ignorance for city life. Already I’ve met some pretty
interesting characters most of which you can read about somewhere on this blog.
From super wealthy business men to starving socialites I have found myself in some
very interesting situations to say the least.
yeah, yeah small town girl moves to the big city I’ve heard it all before and
you’re right but I can promise you this…HOB is anything but cliché.
pleasure in discussing the topics that most people shy away from, usually
something to do with body hair or masturbation. I think at the end of the day
we all have to deal with enough bullshit as consumers so the way I see it is why would I want
contribute to your already very full plate of shit?
this: some easy reading (fuck is the only word I know how to spell correctly, the rest is just a bit of a gamble with my online dictionary), a few pictures here and there (I appologise in advance
for the terrible quality of most of them) and a compeletly chilled place for
you to escape from your reality into the lives of girls who chances are, are
just like you. So pour yourself a drink of water in a wine glass (because thats what fancy people do) and enjoy delving into the pages of my life 😉
sorry for the generalisation in the final paragraph, for your trouble please
find some pornography located on page 5…of your manual on how not to be a
pervert, you will find no porn here!