Happy Birthday Lady B


I woke up this morning blinded by the sun
streaming in through my balcony doors. I was suddenly greeted by the mother of
all headaches, last nights outfit lay on the ground beside my bed. I get up and
slip on a mens singlet, Iโ€™m parched and my calfs burn from a massive night of
dancing.
I walk downstairs, no one else is awake.
While I wait for the kettle to boil I count four sticks of lipstick, three
empty Elle champagne bottles, two battered limes and one empty 1 litre bottle of Absolut.
I put a few heaps of instant coffee in a
mug and reach into the bottom of the fridge for a carton of milk. I pour the
liquid into my cupโ€ฆitโ€™s thick and grainy. I consider throwing the whole coffee
out. My brain pounds against the inside of my head. Fuck it.
I sit on the ledge facing the backyard and
sip the highly caffeinated drink. I notice two bruises on my legs and a massive
blister on my left heel. I hear a mans voice and the sound of footsteps. With one swift movement I untie my hair and let it fall around my face. 
I turn to greet a complete stranger. 
Rewind 12 hours…
Happy 25th Birthday Lady B xx

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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