Guilt Free Easter Treats

Easter is all bunnies and calories and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that, BUT if you want to make this Easter unforgettable here are a few guilt-free goodies…
The Rabbit Vibrator 

What? Did you think I was going to be talking truffles? Non, non, non! 
This is the best guilt free Easter treat that should be on top of every girl’s list, single and spoken for. A quality vibrator can change your life. 
Already have a pleasure pal? Well it’s time to upgrade.
Rabbits that look like this:

Are so old school. Sorry Carrie. Whipping out this bad boy is like carrying around a Nokia. 

Old, clunky and most likely sounds like a siren. 

Now this…
It’s sleek, sophisticated and travel tote friendly. 100% body safe seamless silicone which means that you can take it in the bath!
GUILT FREE Chocolate
If you MUST have chocolate this Easter opt for something Paleo friendly…
Introducing Pana Chocolate
It’s so beautiful and tasty that you won’t believe its sugar free and dairy free. 
An Easter Miracle
I also have a very exciting announcement.
I’m going to be an author! 

Of a…

Pleasure Manual! 

Yes a new luxury toy range is soon to be released in Australia and it will be my words on the product booklet and packaging nation wide.
Mum, dad make room in the glass cabinet I’m soon to be a published writer! 
Want an exclusive glimpse of the type of smut you can expect?
The Pleasure Manual: Page 17. ‘Do not put your vibrator in the microwave.’


You read it here first at HOB.
Happy Easter everybody.

Miss P xx

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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