Girls Who Play With Their Sleeves…

Look, I just have to ask…

I’m not judging you, my small yet beloved following but this afternoon when I was checking my stats I came across something slightly unusual… 
Now under keywords I was expecting to find phrases such as Heaven On Bourke and maybe even Welcome To The Dirthouse but no amount of filthy Sunday night DH conversation could prepare me for what I was about to find:
Popular keywords that YOU saucy minx’s have been typing into your search engines
For some reason unknown to me these search entries have linked you to my blog, and even though i’m grateful that they have led you here, I can’t help but be concerned with some of your recreational choices. I mean girls who play with their sleeves? That doesn’t sound very interesting or entertaining at all.
As for vagina lip sync and youngest dominatrix…only you know whats going on there and if you’d like to share your thoughts with us please submit your response here 
Hope everyone is having a famous weekend and hopefully I will have some more super enthralling entries for you soon.
Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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