DIRTHOUSE FOR SALE
So for a moment I need you to pretend I’m that guy off Love Actually, standing at the door to your Dirthouse with picture cards and music.
From part time blogger to full time #girlboss, I take on my first legit full time job at saucy lingerie brand, Maple HQ.
Ms L & Ms B announced their departure from the Dirthouse to travel around the world.
And I have small breakdown.
Discover that the Shangri-La solves all of life’s problems except for financial ones.
POOF! ‘The delicate Art of Dragoning a Man’ was born
More life lessons of a career gal kind. Life Lesson No. 3 It’s easy to lose 3 kgs when you first start a full time job & Life Lesson No. 4 It’s Much easier to gain 5 kgs when you get comfortable in a full time job.
Meet Mr P.S and inner monologue begins in my head “He’s so dangerous yet so delicious” “Let’s start planning your future with this man”.
Flee the country on a direct flight to London.
Realise that after 3 years, a dozen dating horror stories between us, countless memories and 1 blog, that this is the end.
It’s a i’m-learning-how-to-do-this-thing-called-life blog with a touch of please-don’t-let-this-be-another-bad-date blog and a whole lot of how-do-I-make-a-career-for-myself without the turning-into-a-bitch-and-forgetting-about-the-people-who-really-matter.
Yes it’s a work in progress but show me one 20-something gal in Sydney who isn’t.
2014, I couldn’t have done it without the mysterious Mr. P.S,
My magnificent muses…
I’d also like to lose 5 kg…for real this time.
Here’s to the next chapter, whatever it may hold…