Bellissima! 48 Hours in Venice
man back in Sydney who is or is not waiting for your return.
How very Versace of this man to smoke a cigarette while holding his wife’s handbag as she strays off into one of the many Italian boutiques to find another.
Unfortunately the 7 years of Italian I did in primary school did not prepare me for ordering Italian cuisine. Apparently a Capricciosa pizza is different to a Caipiroska pizza. In fact for all of you wine snobs out there you’ll know perfectly well that a Caipiroska isn’t a pizza at all, it’s a highly alcoholic Brazilian cocktail. Well waiter you can stop laughing at me and bring over two of each!