Birthday Weekend Part Three – Food For Thought
Did you know that Colgate toothbrushes are the next big thing in bathroom selfies?
After all the guests left Ms P decided to orchestrate the rest of the evening, which involved nothing but deep fried food…
I wish the Dirthouse had an in-house chef who prepared burgers and chips at 4 am. Sigh first world problems.
More on our new business venture ‘Paleo Prestige’ later 😉
At around 11am we all decided to crawl out of the hotel room in search of breakfast.
‘Will you ladies be joining us for continental breakfast or hot breakfast this morning?’ asked the maitre d’
We all gave her a look that quite clearly said continental is not an option, in fact we’ll eat you before we choose fruit over bacon.
Round 3 ended in a brawl with a woman who stole my baked beans on toast…