To celebrate the launch of this ravishing new blog I am giving away a delicious Winter treat to one lucky reader.

Hold onto your bedpost! The prize is a super powerful, luxury vibrator with a Pleasure Guide written by yours truly.


I want to hear from you! Simply submit a question, story or secret to ‘Ask Miss P’ for your chance to win your choice of bedroom toy and Pleasure Guide worth up to $180! The best entry wins!


It can be about anything from dating to dining. I’d love to hear your suggestions. Just please don’t submit a picture of your penis!


Take your pick from a selection of five luxury vibes including a remote controlled gent’s ring for the loved up couple or my favourite, the delightful Dolly, a stunning (and flexible) twist on the classic Rabbit vibrator. Check them out here.


All lustful playmates are 100% waterproof, fully rechargeable and come with a 1 year warranty.

Please just don’t put it in the dishwasher 😉

Competition closes July 15.

I can’t wait to hear from you! Good luck.

P.S You can choose to remain anonymous, just drop me a line!

Miss P x

Miss P
About me

Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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