ASK MISS P: A Buzzing Solution to Boredom
You know what happens when boredom goes untreated for too long? Your vagina dies and you end up getting your kicks from eating boxes of mini Magnums and laughing at people who cry on TV. Here are the ingredients to inject excitement back into your lifestyle.
Hey Miss P,
So I need some advice! I’m bored, bored of my everyday life style. My partner isn’t adventurous and doesn’t go out of their comfort zone much and lately I’m feeling really held back because of this, I want to go out and experience new things and places and I want to spice up our time together at home as well. From your experience, what things could I do or plan to enhance our life style a bit? I’m open to all suggestions from dating tips to dining tips and anything in between that could help! Thanks so much x
Dear gorgeous Miss F,
Let’s pull you back from the brink of boredom and inject some freshness back into your lifestyle!
What you’ll need:
- A We-vibe
- A new fragrance
- A bar or restaurant with plenty of darkened corners (my pick in Sydney would be The Roosevelt)
- A swift exit plan
Pour yourself a glass of wine, burn your favourite candle then take the time to pamper yourself. Shave your legs, wax that bikini line and then slip into your favourite dress, the one that your partner loves or more importantly the one that you feel the sexiest in. Make a reservation for a private table or a quiet booth, splurge on an Uber Black and if you don’t live together tell your partner to meet you there out the front at 7pm sharp. Walk up to the door with confidence and kiss your partner lightly allowing them to take in the new intoxicating fragrance on your neck. Then hand your partner the tiny We-vibe remote. They’ll ask ‘What’s this for?‘ That’s when you whisper ‘It’s to control the vibrations between my legs’. Show them how to increase the intensity and then let the excitement begin! Your partner can control the little dual stimulating vibrator hidden in your knickers while they order another round of drinks at the bar. It will turn them on just watching you blush and squirm in your chair.
Want something more discreet? Simply download the We-vibe app. Turn his Iphone into a remote control and then he can control the blissful intensity from anywhere in the world!
Or switch it up and control him with a remote controlled gentlemen’s ring.
The possibilities are endless.
Miss P x