2013 – The Men, The Moet and The Moments We Will Remember Forever

As 2013 rolls to an end I would like to say on behalf of all the Queens how honoured we are to have been able to share this incredible year with you. Adopting this little piece of cyber space in February and dubbing it Heaven on Bourke was one of ย the best decisions I have ever made, it almost makes up for all of the bad choices in between….almost.
Reflecting back on 2013 sure there were a lot of menย things we could have done differently but I guess thats what makes our experiences all the more enjoyable for you to read.
Collectively between all four Queens we managed:
  • Nine jobs
  • Two promotions
  • One million failed relationships
We dated:
  • A drummer
  • A Bulldogs football player
  • A stoner
  • A property developer
  • A celebrity
  • A sailor
  • A multi-millionare
  • An electrician
  • A school teacher
Some of the stand out one liners included:
  • I’m not a whore I’m just whorney
  • Have you ever grown your public hair so long that it hurts?
  • There’s Scott-to be a change!
  • No answer is your answer
First experiences included:
  • The first vibrator
  • Meeting that guy of Modern Family
  • The first event attended on behalf of Heaven on Bourke
  • The first period in over 2 years (look after your bodies girls)
  • The first mini vacation away with a man
  • The first time dating a guy with a kid
  • The first time trying black pudding
  • The first time spewing up black pudding
  • The first unsuccessful threesome
Shit. We actually did a lot this year. To celebrate a whole lot of dating and a whole lot of first time experiences lets have a class of Moet and Chandon shall we? To the year that was the dawn of The Dirthouse…










And of course I would like to extend a big thank you to all of the mystery men who featured in the blog this year. Unfortunately we decided that none of you were the one (not because you stopped replying to our texts or anything) and we wish you the best of luck in the future.





On a slightly sad note I have to inform you that one of the Queens is leaving The Dirthouse. Queen K (far left in the picture below) who has become very dear to all of us is leaving to travel the world and dance on fabulous cruise ships. Although I am incredibly sad to see her leave I am looking forward to seeing her name up in lights.
And then there were three. But not for long…
In 2014 a new Queen will be crowned and take her place in The Dirthouse. Not only is she gorgeous but she’s a smart cookie with a very cheeky side indeed. Her name…
Queen P.
So they say 2014 is going to be a tame one? Well, with 4 wild single girls living all living under the dilapidated Dirthouse roof I find that very, very hard to believe.
Happy New Year everyone!
Queen D
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Heaven on Bourke is a lifestyle blog created by Miss P, a twenty-something author of a Pleasure Guide pamphlet most commonly found in luxe vibrator boxes. True story! She loves to travel between her beachy hometown of Noosa and London's upmarket Notting Hill, where she writes a smut column for a lingerie empire. Off duty, Miss P brunches in the city and dates many interesting characters. All findings on real life, sex and love are recorded in this honest lifestyle blog for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy gorgeous!

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