12 Days of Christmas DH Edition – A List of Gifts for all the Guys & Gals on the Naughty List
When I’m not living the fabulous life of a party hoping Dirthouse Queen, studying to be a professional shit kicker or chasing C grade celebrities around The Eastern Suburbs I work in a magnificent toy store…for adults.
Now this isn’t just any toy store but the creme de la creme of sensuality boutiques. My job – to find out exactly what tickles your pickle and then introduce you to a state of the art range of toys that could potentially change your sex life forever. Woah! I know right 😉
I know that not all of you will be able to get down and see me before Christmas, so i thought I would give you the same experience from the comfort of your own home. I’m going to tell you everything you need to know about couples toys, solo play and the essential fitness tools for your vagina so that you know exactly what to get that special someone this Christmas!
After all what better present to give then the gift of multiple mind blowing orgasms? Whether you are looking to spoil your partner or partner in crime (BFF) toys are the ultimate gift of 2013.
*Warning: These aren’t for everyone as much as your boss is probably wishing for a Tiani 2 or a set of Luna Beads this Christmas, she doesn’t want to receive them from you! Hint: If you can’t say the words “anal stimulation” in front of the person you’re buying for, its probably best to just opt for a bottle of wine. Save the good gifts (The toys that will be outlined over the next 12 days) only to the Dirthouse Queens and Kings in your life.
So relax, pour yourself a glass of champagne and pop on the super sexy mad men soundtrack, its time to kick of the…
The 12 Days of Christmas DH Edition – A List of Gifts for all the Guys & Gals on the Naughty List
We all know that I’m a little more than particle to a reference from the holy grail of sex, love and life – Sex and the City. So, I want you all to think back to that episode ‘The Turtle and the Hare’ and that iconic scene that made my friend ‘The Rabbit’ soar to fame and into the bedrooms of women and men all around the world.
The Rabbit is the quintessential vibrator, the perfect combination of of internal and external stimulation.
There is a reason why they sell more Rabbits in the UK than washing machines – it’s a pretty pink pal in the streets but a total animal between the sheets! Although I absolutely love that episode of SATC I can’t help but laugh every time I watch it, not because Charlotte’s addition is totally understandable but because The Rabbit has changed so dramatically since the 90s – for the better!!
Things you need to know about The Rabbit –
- The Rabbit is a duel-action vibrator for both internal (g-spot) and external (clitoral) stimulation
- September 22 is actually International Rabbit Day
- It has come along way since its first debut in the early 80’s
- There are hundreds of variations of the Rabbit
- The newest types of Rabbits are made with 100% seamless silicone, are waterproof, completely silent and are fully rechargeable (no batteries just plug in at the wall).
- Solo play (fancy phrase for masturbation)
- As a first time vibrator
- Can be used during sex as an external stimulator
- Your single BFF